I would like to introduce Jughead, Sage of the West, the newest member of the Weirdmail staff. We are honored to have him join us in our quest for, if not wisdom, at least foolishness. Jughead is particularly suited to this work. Rumor has it that he spent some time at the right hand of the Big Guy or Girl Upstairs. As a result he is well versed in paradox, metaphor and the turning of really dumb phrases.

You will find the wisdom of his utterances to be often transcendent and at times incomprehensible. For example, take the quote above. At first glance it seems to be the same annoying thing that your mother said to you when you were lashing into your third O’Henry bar. But on further reflection, could this not be a very deep and profound teaching on the danger of desire, attachment and the pursuit of sensual pleasure?

I’ll let you, dear reader, be the judge. One thing is for sure, you’ll be hearing more from Jughead in the future.